Ed’s “House of Ugly!” [advertisement]

Want to extravagantly demonstrate that you are a connoisseur of a particular style? Need a gift for your partner’s partner in your open relationship? (You love her, but she’s got no taste.) Or perhaps you need something for the company holiday gift exchange?

Thank all the small gods for Ed’s “House of Ugly!”

Ed’s “House of Ugly” exists to provide for all your ugly needs! Oxidized avocado green soup tureen decorated with pineapples, pears, and grapes with a half-onion dipper? We’ve got it! Vintage green and purple paisley upholstery? We’ve got it! Faux gilt? Plastic jewels? Patchwork dragons? We’ve got it all!

Ed’s “House of Ugly!” can meet all your ugly needs! And we take requests!***

Act now and all proceeds from Ed’s “House of Ugly!” will go to support the continued operations of the Community Warehouse, Portland’s only full-service furniture bank.

Community Warehouse is proud to be a corporate partner with Ed’s “House of Ugly!”

***Certain fees and restrictions apply.

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