The central tenet of the Berger Duck Hypothesis is that the number of representations of ducks in your household is directly related to the likelihood that you are a conservative (for where we last left the debate see this). The Estate Store corollary is: the more conservative someone is the more likely they are to enjoy getting ducks on gift items.
We’re proud to offer a four in one present, suitable for the conservative Nuclear North American Family.* Featuring the “rare beauty of a Barlow design” this coaster set has representations of all the favorite conservative ducks: Wood Duck, Mallard, Pintail and for our right-wing friends north of the border: the Canada Goose.
*Prominent members of which don’t want to ratify the New Start Treaty. They don’t want to do it because it might limit the ability to modernize U.S. nuclear forces. Ummm please? Can we? The current ability to annihilate ourselves seems completely sufficient.
Anyway, if you want to watch something fun on the subject before going to bed we recommend a viewing of the The War Game (released1965, 1966 Academy Award winner). It was deemed too horrific for the public to see and subsequently banned in Britain.
Which makes total sense since nuclear war should only be portrayed in a positive, light and feathery fashion. Like ducks bent on the destruction of the world.
