May 28, 2012

These vintage salt and pepper shakers were made in Japan and they are marked with a letter ‘F’ on the base. They stand about 5 1/2 inches tall and the screw top appear to be made from real lightbulb bases (and are usually reputed to be on other, similar pieces). Some folks say that they can also be used for liquids, like vinegar or oil.
I’d be tempted to install them in an overhead light fixture and when you guests ask for the salt (or pepper) stand on a chair, reach up to the ceiling fixture, unscrew them and then sit down and hand the set over.
Highly recommended for the first dinner with your in-laws as guests. You’ll definitely make an impression and even if the relationship doesn’t work out you can guarantee that you’ll be the subject of dinner conversation for years to come.

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May 23, 2012

Like mixing metaphors, mixing design elements can be unsuccessful, or in particularly bad cases result in explosive releases of “What The . . .?”
For example . . . at first glance this resembles a cornicello or lucky horn. But then there is the small matter of the blindfolded woman at the top which is where things seem to go somewhat awry.
I suspect (hope) that the designer/maker intended for it to symbolize blind luck.
This brass cornicello/blindfolded maiden is 7 3/4 inches long and weighs over one pound. Given the size and mass it is a bit big to be worn as jewelry.
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May 20, 2012

“Please pass the crackers and I hope they aren’t stale. Now as I was saying, technology will be the salvation, or downfall of mankind.” Bertrand Russell
Tired of stale soggy crackers? Let us offer a solution to the problem. This vintage Krispy Kan features the revolutionary Blue Magic Dri-Nob set in the lid. The secret formula granules in the knob absorb and sequester moisture from inside the can, thereby extending the crunchy life of your crackers (and presumably other baked goods).
You can easily tell when it’s starting to lose its potency as the granules turn color. When they get pink (like you see in the picture) all you have to do is to remove the knob from the lid bake it in the oven (per the handy instruction on the lid). When it has returned to a dry state it will turn a light blue and it can be returned to service.
What can keep you crackers fresh in the northwest rainy season? Krispy Kan can!
It is 6 3/4 inches in diameter and stands 8 1/2 inches tall. It was awarded patent number 2548168 in 1951 and was described (almost lyrically) as a “food receptacle with desiccant.”
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May 4, 2012

Unless you have a bigger fan. This plastic decorative fan is pretty big though. It measures 42 3/4 inches wide and it can be hung in three different positions.
Don’t worry though I won’t go all Annie Wilkes on you . . . which we’re both probably grateful for.
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May 3, 2012

Vintage Decoware cake tray and lid. It measures about 11 1/2 inches in diameter. The cake cover party is about 10 1/2 inches in diameter and just over 4 1/2 inches tall. It should hold a two or possibly three-tier 9 inch cake with extra frosting just fine. If you’re feeling lucky and/or have a steadier hand then I do you could probably even ease the lid down over a 10 inch cake.
In good condition.
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April 26, 2012

We recently had a couple other Couroc trays, including a round one and a similarly shaped rectangular tray. Those came in together but this one has an altogether different history.
You see, I found it in a dumpster. I don’t do as much dumpster diving as I once did (for a while library dumpsters were my specialty) but as I was recently passing one I glanced up and saw a curve of black plastic material peeking over the edge. I said to myself “That looks like the bottom of a Couroc tray.”
Oddly it actually was. When I first found it it was covered in sand and dirt, as though it had been left outside for a few years. It took a bit of cleaning but I think it turned out all right.
This tray features two Road Runners and measures 12 5/8 inches by 9 5/8 inches.
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April 24, 2012

The Maltese Falcon got all the attention in Hollywood, but everyone knew the Corsican Owl was the brains of the operation.
The Sardinian Kestrel had thought of doing something to change that and had even gone so far as to talk about it with close friends. This was a key oversight (he forgot that even the most muted conversations would eventually be overheard).
For years later every-time someone asked about the Kestrel, the Owl would just turn, vacantly stare and ask “Who?”
The Owl is 8 1/4inches tall, the other raptor is just under 6 inches tall.
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April 23, 2012

He’s got the time for you.
In John Wayne‘s world* it’s always a minute before high noon, the sun is in your eyes and there is a cheery benevolent looking guy named Marion gazing down from on high. But with the investment of one AA battery it could be anytime you like, even party time, and the fake sun will shine in the face of Marion all through the darkest night.
10 1/4 inches wide, 12 1/4 inches tall.
“*It’s Wayne’s World, Wayne’s World, party time, excellent!
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April 15, 2012

As we’ve noted before the plastic material used to make these classic trays by Couroc of California is impervious to most liquids and fire* sources. This one is 10 3/8 inches in diameter and it is in good condition.
What sort of birds these are (besides sharp dressers) is unclear. I’d guess they’re modeled off California shore birds from Monterey, where Couroc was based. They bear a passing resemblance to the Gingham Plover and Calico Avocet we know so well from the Oregon Coast, but my interpretation is probably more subjective than objective.
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*When referenced in the literature this probably refers to small accidental fires, such as carelessly placed cigarette and candles which are burning too low. I do wonder if one of these might be handy to keep near the cook stove in case of a sudden and too large flare up in the shorebird flambé.
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April 7, 2012

I say ‘ornamental’ since it’s currently empty and I’m not sure what it would take to find the right size cork for the opening. With some effort or luck you might be able to make it work again in which case it’d be pretty neat to drag out for your guests, especially if it was filled with something unexpected.
Like water.
This ceramic bottle is 9 1/2 inches tall and in excellent condition. I’m certain that the lettering on the side says something meaningful. Since I’m barely able to write and read in my own tongue so it’ll take the work of someone smarter than I to decipher it.

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April 3, 2012

Many, many years ago a madmen worked for a large local scrap metal dealer with a yard on the Willamette River. Every day he’d take a choice piece of scrap iron home in his lunch box and that night in his basement laboratory he’d try to combine it with living tissue.
Since his wife wanted nothing to do with this crazed experiment (and in fact soon left to go live a “normal life” at an organic asphalt commune in Eugene) he had to draw on the nearest supply of tissue that wouldn’t run away. The cat was smart enough to get the heck out of there so only the dog remained to donate living material.
After years of patiently working and with the energetic help of one well-timed thunderstorm (It’s ALIVE!) he finally succeeded in combining living flesh and iron and created not just one, but two steel hounds.
Unfortunately they were not stainless ones AND they were located in sunny Portland, Oregon.
It was one of those small oversights that mad scientific geniuses are prone to make, but that prove to be a fundamental error upon further review.
At first the dogs were able to go out for their ‘daily constitutional’ walks with no trouble, but as the rainy season progressed they moved slower every day. A record rainy March proved their final undoing and they ground to a halt, subdued by the great nemesis of the iron dogs of mad scientists everywhere, rust.
Although they were a failure in the end he decided that they were technically a success and better planning with materials would make the next one a stunning success. The next day he requested a transfer to the non-ferrous metals division.
The iron dogs, now completely immobile, were confined to a far corner of the overgrown garden, where they spent the next several years looking more and more like figurative sculpture and less like an experiment gone awry.
The longest one is about 9 1/2 inches long, the other is the tallest at about 7 inches. We offer them as both a cautionary tale and as decorative objects. We categorically deny any and all responsibility for what might happen if you were to dip them in a vat of a powerful rust removing solvent. Besides, they’re probably quite hungry after all this time and neither of us is the master they knew so long ago.
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March 29, 2012

We just got in a collection of little canvases, presumably all by the same artist, but unknown to us. There was quite a bit of variety so we selected a few and decided to hang a mini-show in the Watercloset Gallery.
$12 each.
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March 26, 2012

Pee Wee Herman!
His arms and legs flex so he can strike the pose of your choice (within reason).
The doll is about 12 inches tall and in OK condition. This is not one of the talking dolls (thank goodness).
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March 22, 2012

I really like stuff like this, but as my wall calendar with the page turned to January demonstrates, keeping up on changing the date is just not going to happen.
This little plastic sphere was made in Hong Kong and features a flip-dial day date display with a small turn dial month indicator below. It’s about 3 inches in diameter with a blue back and a pale orange ring around the lens. It works perfectly (providing it gets the right user inputs).

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March 6, 2012

All things are not equal. We all have this problem, where different things have different significance to different folks and as generations pass the things that were once meaningful can become less so. Somewhere on the continuum between treasured heirloom and dumpster fodder there is the point where things still have some meaning, too much to throw away but not enough that you really want it in your house.
This is one of the great sources of donations for the store. The thing that isn’t your thing but is too good to toss can be sent to a place where that thing can do good things for others.
There’s a lot of stuff like this. For me it’s some of my grandmother’s china, a set of fine china teacups painted with violets (her first name). Will I ever use them? No. Are they pretty (yes) and something I want to decorate my house with? No. Will they pay the rent when the bottom drops out? No. Would I feel like an absolute ungrateful a** who was doing a diservice to the wonderful person she was if I tossed them out? Damn skippy I would.
They’d make a good donation though and someone new would probably treasure them much more than I ever will.
I don’t know that this is the case here but I’d bet on it if the odds were at least equal.
This antique ironstone jar was made in England by Edward Challinor of the High Street, Tunstall. There is a paper label under the lid that notes that it was once the property of Henry and Adaline Manning and is dated 1852. It’s a leap on my part but I figure a date like that is significant and hence it was possibly a wedding gift*.
The Challinor works appears to have used this mark between 1845 and 1862 so the attributed date fits with the documentary record.
It is also labeled as a sugar bowl. Although the per capita consumption of sugar skyrocketed in the 19th century (increasing from about 18 pounds in 1800 to 90 pounds in 1900, a trend that has continued upwards ever since) this is likely not a sugar bowl. It may have functioned as one but it was probably intended as a biscuit jar (If it didn’t have handles I’d suggest that it was a tea caddy but . . .).
The decorative handles and lid finial are in the shape of figs which were quite popular in the 1850′s, with numerous examples made by major firms like that of Josiah Wedgwood.
It is 7 1/2 inches tall. The lid is discolored and has a chip that was repaired long ago (a sure sign of being treasured). The discoloration is probably due to penetration of the ceramic paste by iron rich water through the old, fixed chip. We’ve shown it in the pictures.
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*In the interest of fairness I have to admit I cheated a bit here and did some research. I managed to find the record of a marriage between Henry Manning and Adeline Hinckle (note the different spelling) in 1852 in Idaho. The eventually moved to Oregon. Given the spottiness of the historic record and the inherent unknowingness of the internet there is every possibility in the world that these folks were not the original owners of this piece. But they could have been.
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March 1, 2012

This cool little old box appears to be homemade. It has a rather unusual decorative lid that is sort of a cross between a hip roof and a coffin-lid.
Made of cedar planks it is 14 1/2 inches long, 8 inches wide and 6 inches tall. Because of the overhang of the lid the inside is rather smaller, about 11 1/2 inches by 4 3/4 inches wide and 4 1/2 inches tall. It is in fair condition, with an old repair at one of the hinges which could be easily improved upon.
It’s make a great little presentation box for a special bottle of home made beer, a device for the ritual interment of old gloves, or even for more prosaic uses too.
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February 29, 2012

Thanks to a blog post by one of the awesome reference librarians at the Oregon College Of Arts and Crafts (OCAC) I recently learned about the Northeast Institute For Analog Studies. This is one of a few organizations dedicated to preserving the technology and products of analog processes. They mostly focus on film and slides (image projection technology) but also keep an ear towards sound systems.
In an increasingly digital world it’s important to remember to keep these technologies available, lest the day come when no one can access certain information. Most of the folks reading this will remember big floppy disks and how hard it was to get old info from them 10 years ago. Imagine trying do that today, or to run old film formats or listen to audio tape when the machines are all gone.
Which, if you’re interested in analog recordings is where 8-tracks come in. When first introduced they popular for their portability (cmapred to vinyl) and thanks to the actions of the Ford Motor Company (offering 8 tracks as a relatively cheap upgrade) they soon became hugely popular. Unfortunately they were prone to having sound quality problems and lost market share to the cassette tape. The large commercial production of 8 tracks ended around 1982 although limited numbers were made into the late 19080′s. Soon enough the cassette would be replace by yet another audio technology, the compact disc which oddly enough was introduced to the market around 1982.
We have a collection of 36 different 8-track tapes for which we’re asking the princely sum of $15. They run the range from more-or-less bad (Englebert Humperdink does Christmas) to pretty good (Johnny Cash). If re-trenching to the analog age of the 8-track is out of your grasp the cases would make cool little boxes for a reuse project.
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February 26, 2012

Finnish modern clear glass paperweight depicting the relief images of three female figures. I’m not sure what they’re going for, but they definitely evoke ancient models of feminine beauty as evoked by objects such as the Venus of Willendorf.
Since I dont know what they’re going for it is just as likely that the figures are supposed to be representative of the Three Norns.
I suspect the truth is somewhere in between the above extremes, although it is just as likely not related to anything the picture and they are just three nudes.
This piece still bears the plastic label of the great Finnish glass works of Iittala. It is 5 1/4 wide 3 3/8 tall and 1 3/8 thick.
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February 24, 2012

This vintage Dazey Canaramic Model 85 can opener looks like it is in good condition and should work OK. It’s well designed and the mounting plate is permanently attached so it should be easy to install in an old kitchen (even if just for looks).
Oddly enough I’ve been remembering to bring lunch lately. This means that I haven’t had to dip into my emergency canned food supply so I haven’t tested this can opener. It’s inevitable that shortly after this sells I will forget my lunch and be compelled to open a can with a spoon. While it may not be as fast as a can opener, using a spoon is still a heck of a lot better than trying to bash your way in with a rock.
I know, I’ve been there.

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February 20, 2012

I can’t decide if I should attribute this to the Arts & Crafts movement of the early 20th century or the Art Nouveau style of the late 19th century. Let’s consider the pragmatic solution to be calling this a turn of the century (plus or minus 20 years) piece and move on.
It shows a frog and lily pad in a hand hammered copper basin that is reminiscent of a flower. The edges are crimped over to create a nice rolled (and not sharp) edge. It’s the sport of detail that speaks of craft pride. The radial lines were punched with a largish chisel however the fine detail of the frog and lily pad were done with smaller punches, or possibly even a nail.
Given the small size of only about 3 3/4 inches in diameter I‘m calling it a pin tray although it could be used as a coaster.
Unfortunately this piece is entirely unmarked although I’m sure there was once a good story behind it. I’ve seen pieces sort of like this that were called trench art, but without any evidence I think that’d be an unwarranted naming.
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February 19, 2012

Here at the House-Of-Ugly we have standards. Admittedly they’re kind of loose standards since we’re not terribly fond of rules. The practical result is someplace there’s a point where ugly is too ugly, where something isn’t cool even if aesthetically questionable.
Welcome to the border.
I can’t decide which side of that line between ugly/cool and ugly/ugly this lies on. It’s best if you do.
This lamp features an old handbag with some lovely accoutrements attached. It still works OK and stands about 19 inches tall.
My understanding is that this was a white elephant gift at a long ago holiday party. It’s unclear to me how it all went down but apparently there was some sort of big conflict over this lamp that nearly resulted in a fist fight. The ‘proud’ owner of the lamp at the end of the night hasn’t been to a white elephant exchange since and I think that was some 20 years ago.
Now’s your chance to light a dark corner, own a spectacular piece of vernacular assemblage art and/or sew discord amongst your peers.
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February 15, 2012

Would anyone care for tea with the Queen?
If you own this coronation cup you won’t have to remember how to curtsey or if you should drink with your pinky raised or if that’s the prerogative of royalty. In fact, you won’t have to mind your manners at all and even pants are optional.
Elizabeth took the throne in 1952 so she will celebrating her ‘Diamond Jubilee‘ this year. Oddly a diamond jubilee is the name for the anniversary of 60 years of rule (although traditionally 75 years) and not the name of strip club in East Portland.
Even though the 60th anniversary of the coronation won’t be until next June this is a good chance to get an early shot at old commemorative swag before another new batch washes up on American shores .
The saucer is 5 5/8 inches in diameter and the cup is cup sized. The design is on a Johnson Brothers Pareek pattern cup and saucer and they bear a seal noting that they are the “Official Design” of the British Pottery Manufacturers Federation.
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February 15, 2012

It looks like they’re having fun doesn’t it? Or at least they’re starring in an off-Broadway musical . . . and nothings quite as off-Broadway as the famous Hofbrauhaus brewery in Munich, Germany. Unfortunately there are now Hofbrauhaus locations world wide (including such traditional German beer loving locations as Las Vegas) so we’re not sure of the actual origin of this specimen.
Regardless the folk depicted on this stein seem to be having a grand old time and I’m sure they’re all doing something they’ll regret (either individually or collectively) in the morning.
In the meantime though they are enjoying their beer, like you could in this lovely 1/2 liter (1.056 pint) beer stein. In keeping with the great German beer stein tradition ours has a pewter lid, to keep out stray insects and errant casino chips.
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One thing that’s especially interesting about this stein is the figure on the lid. It shows a dancing, cavorting shrouded figure named Eugene Meyer. One has to suspect that this isn’t the same Eugene Meyer that once published the Washington Post and served as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve during the especially bleak years from 1930 to 1933 (and later was the first president of the World Bank), but if the double weight of banking and the newspaper industry doesn’t drive one to drink I’m not sure what would.
Well, I actually have a good guess what would: The Kennedy Assassination/World Dominating Secret Group Uber-Conspiracy. There’s some folks who seem to think that there was a huge conspiracy (demonstrably bunk) involving booze and drugs between a Greek shipping magnate named Onassis, a gangster named Lansky, one Joseph Kennedy, Eugene Meyer, the mafia and possibly Prescott Bush and his descendents.
But this is just the beginning. The proposed conspiracy is so broad that even the Catholic Church is in thrall to this vast covert conspiracy (apparently it’d ruin shareholder value if it ever came out that Jesus was actually an Arab), and a secret cabal runs the world (and manages to keep their presence secret). Heck, they even killed Estes Kefauver.
Anyway I know it’s not true since my uncle, the spook, con man, war hero (and war criminal), the guy with the secret arsenal in New Jersey and the uncanny timing of being in foreign countries when governments fell was funneling money from the government to the mafia when Kennedy was killed. My understanding is that the story is not so tidy as the conspiracy theorists would have you think.
Hey there barkeeper I think another beer would be in order. . .
What? No more you say?
Yes, a good nap might be just the thing…
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February 14, 2012

The noble sporting dog (a retriever or possibly a hound) graces the foot of this stirrup cup. Stirrup cups were traditionally used to get one last drink in as one departed on a hunt, when one’s feet were in the stirrups and the dogs had been loosed. It’s the original version of “one for the road” but also includes firearms.
It is 5 1/2 inches tall, silver plate and in excellent condition. As the picture shows it could use a bit of polish.
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The profile of this dog’s head makes me think of the sergeants during my brief ROTC stint. They all rocked flattop hair cuts and carried their heads in about the same fashion.
They were good guys. After the incident when I surprised the Captain of Air Defense Artillery during lunch and he snorted soup out of his nose (noodles and all), they were the only members of the command structure I still respected. Sure, they may have been the dogs of war, but they weren’t going to choke on minestrone soup immediately upon signing my court-martial for insubordination. They were also courteous enough to hold the door for me on my way to civilian life.
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February 12, 2012

“It is bigger than a bread box?”
“No.”
One relies on the questioner not also asking “is it smaller than a bread box.” If they did, and you were truthful that would almost undoubtedly give away that the thing you were thinking about was exactly the size of a bread box and hence was probably a bread box.
In this case the size of a bread box is 14 inches wide, 11 inches deep and 9 inches tall.
This particular breadbox was bought by someones grandmother no earlier than 1936 and still has a lot of potential use left. The interior could use a new coat of paint but otherwise it is in pretty nice shape.
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